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The Way I See It!

I am an Ultra-Conservative, Alpha-Male, True Authentic Leader, Type "C" Personality, who is very active in my community; whether it is donating time, clothes or money for Project Concern or going to Common Council meetings and voicing my opinions. As a blogger, I intend to provide a different viewpoint "The way I see it!" on various world, national and local issues with a few helpful tips & tidbits sprinkled in.

Let's Play City Feud

Cudahy, Humor, Development

[Attention Please, this is High in sarcasm and is a Parody of the Family Feud]

 

The announcer comes on and can be heard through the speaker.

 

It's time for the City Feud!

 

[The announcer continues]

 

Introducing on this side, the Cudahy Aristocrats/Elitists/ Socialites/And/Royals/Superiors and its printed here that you like to be called “The Caesars.” 

 

One of “The Caesars” tells the announcer, “Yes you have that right!”

 

[The announcer continues]

 

Okay then!  We have the “Know it alls”!  “Anything But”!  “Something Better” and “I know better”!

 

Ready for action?

 

“Know it alls” of “The Caesars” shouts out, “Well of coarse we are”!

 

[The announcer continues]

 

And on this side we have the Cudahy Common People and it doesn’t have anything else printed like a nickname. 

 

“Average Joe” tells the announcer, “We are just normal Cudahy people.  We don’t need a nickname.”

 

[The announcer continues]

 

All right, let’s introduce the Cudahy Common People.

 

We have “Average Joe”.  “Blue Collar Worker”.  “Jane six-pack” and let’s not forget the “Dual Income with Kids”

 

Ready for action?

 

“Blue Collar Worker” of the Cudahy Common People says, “Cudahy is the land of the Common person and I plan on doing my best!”

 

On your marks... let's start... the City FEUUUUD!

 

And here's the star of City Feud, Mr. Impartial!

 

Top 3 Answers on The Board…

 

Hands on buzzers

 

Name something that the Cudahy and South Shore residents picked in the marketing survey that Cudahy needs!

 

“Average Joe” presses the buzzer first [buzzer] and says “Wal-Mart Supercenter

 

Mr. Impartial looks at the card and says, “Need to send this one up to the booth!” 

 

Mr. Impartial presses on his earpiece, nods and then says, “I am sorry that was not the correct answer with the already self-imposed size restrictions placed on the survey before the survey was even done.”

 

[buzz!]  Screen shows a big red X.

 

“Something Better” presses his buzzer [buzzer] and hammers out, “More Civic Centers!”

 

Mr. Impartial looks at the card and says, “Show me More Civic Centers”

 

Ding, answer 3 turns over with “More Civic Centers”

 

Mr. Impartial tells “The Caesars,” “You're on the board, Cudahy City Elitists/ Socialites!  He then asks “The Caesars” “Are you gonna pass or play?”

 

“The Caesars” look at each other and with one loud crackled voice, “We will play!”

 

Mr. Impartial walks over to “Know it alls” and asks “Top 3 Answers on The Board.  Name something that the Cudahy and South Shore residents picked in the marketing survey that Cudahy needs!”

 

“Know it alls” sternly looks at Mr. Impartial and with no doubt in his voice and says, “An IKEA!”

 

You hear from the rest of “The Caesars,” “Great answer!  Great answer!  That’s It!”

 

Mr. Impartial looks at the card and says, “Show me an IKEA!”

 

Survey said!

 

[buzz!]  Screen shows a big red X.

 

Mr. Impartial walks over to “Anything But” and says, Top 3 Answers on The Board.  Name something that the Cudahy and South Shore residents picked in the marketing survey that Cudahy needs!”

 

“Anything But” confusedly and evasively says, “Anything but a Wal-Mart Supercenter!!!!”

 

Mr. Impartial, puts his hand on his forehead, shakes his head, looks at the card, and says, “Show me “Anything but a Wal-Mart Supercenter!!!!”

 

[Mr. Impartial looks at the audience in despair]

 

Survey said!

 

[buzz!]  Screen shows two red Xs.

 

Mr. Impartial walks over to “I know better” and says, “You need this one to stay in the game!  Top 3 Answers on The Board.  Name something that the Cudahy and South Shore residents picked in the marketing survey that Cudahy needs!”

 

“I know better” snidely, snootily and snottily says, “A Tiffanies!!!!”

 

You hear from the rest of “The Caesars,” “Awesome answer!  How could it be anything else!  That’s It!”

 

Mr. Impartial, double looks at “I know better”, looks at the card, and says, “Show me a Tiffanies!!!!”

 

[Mr. Impartial looks at the audience shrugs his shoulders, puts his hands up and shakes his head]

 

Survey said!

 

[buzz!]  Screen shows three red Xs.

 

Mr. Impartial says aloud, “You do know this is Cudahy Wisconsin we are talking about not Elm Grove or River Hills Right?”

 

Mr. Impartial walks over to the Cudahy Common People and states to them, “You've got a chance to steal the points and win the game.  What's it going to be?  I need your answer!”

 

The Cudahy Common People huddle together and “Dual Income with Kids” tells Mr. Impartial, “We are going with more restaurants!”

 

The rest of the Cudahy Common People can be hard saying “Good answer!  Good answer!”

 

Mr. Impartial looks at the card, and says, “For the win! Show me more restaurants!”

 

Our survey said...

 

Ding, answer 2 turns over with “More restaurants”

 

Mr. Impartial congratulates the Cudahy Common People on their win and tells them to get ready next for the “fast money” portion of the game. 

 

While one of “The Caesars” clamors out, “I told you we should have cooked the results!  If left up to the people, they don’t know what’s good for themselves.  That’s for us to decide.”

 

Meanwhile Mr. Impartial turns to the screen and says, “Please show us what is behind answer number one.”

 

Ding answer number one turn over with “Big Box Retail*!”  Notice the retail portion has an asterisk at the end of it. 

 

In very small print it says, “We have predetermined that Cudahy could only support a Big Box retailer if it was 98,000 sq ft of less to make sure to preclude a Wal-Mart Supercenter because of this we state that Cudahy could not of its own residents support a store larger than that size and we are for this part overlooking those people that don’t live in Cudahy that would shop the Wal-Mart Supercenter.  This is to make our precluded paradigm of what if any Wal-Mart Supercenter would make its way on to the list is wrong!  This is our catch all or in this case or automatic way of push out such answers!!  Please pay no attention to the question that was asked if a Supercenter is wanted.  We didn’t get the answer we wanted so we will throw that question out!”

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